*dies*

[memento1]

Possibly the best line ever in a fic - from Jen's post-The Cold fic "The Ramblings and Doings of an Insane and Desperate Man":

Yet still I practice for the day I triumph. I put my key or keycard onto a table then practice grabbing it in a quick and stealthy manner. I knocked over a glass of diet coke yesterday.

Ohhhh, I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Remind me to send squee-ing feedback.

Comments

[shipperchick.livejournal.com]

ZOMG i forgot that fic. That woman is sheer genius, I tell you. GENIUS! I also love the 'i'm trying to get a man elected president, so I can't give an old woman a bloody nose' line. And a whooole bunch of others. GENIUS. TY for mentioning it, i really needed to reread...

[memento1.livejournal.com]

Hee. I don't know how I missed it in the first place. There needs to be more fics like that!